Surprising Answer
Monday, May 31st, 2010
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Surprising Answer
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Getting There is Half the Battle
Surprising Answer
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage,
he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,
“Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,
“NO! I won’t sleep with you tonight!”
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally,
the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and
he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in
psychology, and I’m studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,
“What do you mean $200?”
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Getting There is Half the Battle
An excited man calls the fire department and says,
“Help me, my house is on fire!”
The fireman says, “Where do you live?”
The man replies, “I am too excited, I can’t tell you
the exact address.”
The fireman asks, “How do you expect us to get there?”
The man replies, “What do you mean ‘how’?
The big red truck.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
