Flat Tire
Friday, July 30th, 2010
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Swimming Lesson
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Flat Tire
Swimming Lesson
A member of the Country Club asked the lifeguard
how he might go about teaching a young lady to swim.
“It takes considerable time and technique,” replied the
guard. “First you must take her into the water, then place
one arm about her waist, hold her tightly, then take her
right arm and raise it very slowly…”
“This is certainly most helpful.” said the member. “I know
that my kid sister will appreciate it.”
“Your sister?” said the lifeguard. “In that case, just push
her into the deep end of the pool. She’ll learn in a hurry.”
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Flat Tire
A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing
manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.
They get out of the car and look at the problem.
The software manager says, “I can’t do anything about this.
It’s a hardware problem.”
The hardware manager says, “Maybe if we turned the car
off and on again, it would fix itself.”
The marketing manager says, “Hey, 75% of it is working.
Let’s ship it!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
