Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Holy Land
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Cut Off the Tail!

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation
to the Holy Land.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped
home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy
Land for $150″.

The man thought about it and told him he would just
have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked,

“Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
spend only $150?”.

The man replied,

“A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take
that chance”.

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John took his Saint Bernard to the vet.

“Doctor,” he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have
to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”

The vet stepped back, “John, why should I do such a
terrible thing?”

“Because my mother-in-law is arriving tomorrow,
and I don’t want anything to make her think
she’s welcome.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.