Jokes Journal

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A student was flying home to London from Edinburgh.

At the check-in, he said to the operator, “Now I want
you to send my black case to London and my blue case
to Amsterdam.”

The check-in operator replied, “I’m sorry sir, we can’t
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“Oh really,” said the student, “that’s what you did the
last time I flew with you!”

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A guy walked into his friend’s office. He found his friend
sitting at his desk, looking very depressed.

“Hey, what’s up with you?”, he asked.

“Oh, its my wife,” replied the man sadly. “She’s hired a
new secretary for me.”

“Well, nothing wrong in that,” he said, “Is she blonde or
brunette?”

“Neither. He’s bald.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.