Growing Old
Thursday, September 30th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Cars vs. Computers
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Growing Old
Cars vs. Computers
General Motors doesn’t have a “help line” for people
who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t
buy cars like they buy computers — but imagine if they did…
HELPLINE: “General Motors HelpLine,
how can I help you?”
CUSTOMER: “My car ran fine for a week,
and now it won’t go anywhere!”
HELPLINE: “Is the gas tank empty?”
CUSTOMER: “Huh? How do I know?”
HELPLINE: “There’s a little gauge on the
front panel, with a needle, and markings
from ‘E’ to ‘F.’ Where is the needle pointing?”
CUSTOMER: “It’s pointing to ‘E.’ What does
that mean?”
HELPLINE: “It means that you have to visit
a gasoline vendor, and purchase some more
gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay
the vendor to install it for you.”
CUSTOMER: “What? I paid $12,000 for
this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep
buying more components? I want a car that
comes with everything built in!”
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Growing Old
A couple had been married for 40 years and also
celebrated their 60th birthdays.
During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said
that because they had been such a loving couple
all these years, she would give them one wish each.
Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years,
naturally the wife wanted for herself and her husband
to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished
for them to travel around the world.
The fairy waved her wand and boom! … The wife
had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband’s turn and the fairy assured
him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed
to do was ask for his heart’s desire.
He paused for a moment, and then said, “Well, honestly,
I’d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy picked up her wand and kazoom! …
The husband turned 90!
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
