September 7, 2010
A Common Bum
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Fast Drinker
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Common Bum
Fast Drinker
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.
The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be, buddy?”
The man says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and
make them doubles.”
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down,
then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone
almost as quickly as they were served.
Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he’s doing
all this drinking.
“You’d drink them this fast too if you had what I have.”
The bartender hastily asks, “What do you have, pal?”
The man quickly replies, “I have one dollar.”
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A Common Bum
A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive
restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy,
then he summoned the headwaiter.
“Do you recall,” he asked pleasantly, “how a year ago, I ate
just such a repast here and then, because I couldn’t pay for it,
you had me thrown into the alley like a common bum?”
“I’m very sorry sir…” began the contrite headwaiter.
“Oh, it’s quite all right.” said the guest, “but I’m afraid
I’ll have to trouble you again…”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
