Joey and his Teacher
Friday, October 29th, 2010
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Door Signs
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Joey and his Teacher
Door Signs
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life,
and goes up to his room.
Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, “You’ve
given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?”
The desk clerk says, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you
looked for the door?”
The person says, “Well, there’s one door that leads
to the bathroom. There’s a second door that goes
into the closet. And there’s a door I haven’t tried,
but it has a ‘do not disturb’ sign on it.”
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Joey and his Teacher
Teacher: “Joey, if you put your hand in one pants pocket
and found 75 cents, then you put your other hand in your
other pants pocket and found 50 cents, what would
you have?”
Joey: “I’d have somebody else’s pants on!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
