The Priest and the Rabbi
Tuesday, November 30th, 2010
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In today’s issue …
1) The Priest and the Rabbi
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) BC?
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The Priest and the Rabbi
A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi were chatting
one day when the conversation turned to a discussion
of job descriptions and the future.
“What position do you see yourself in a couple years
from now?” asked the Rabbi to the Priest.
“Well, actually, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job,”
replied the Priest.
“Yes, and then what?” asked the Rabbi.
“Well, I could become Arch-Bishop,” said the Priest.
“Yes, and then?” asked the Rabbi.
“Well, if I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop,
it’s possible to become a full Bishop” said the Priest.
“Okay, then what?” continued the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to be a bit exasperated replied,
“With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can
become a Cardinal.”
“And then?” continued the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get frustrated, but replies,
“With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work
and if I’m in the right place at the right time and play
my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can
get elected Pope.”
“Yes, and then what?” continued the Rabbi.
“Good grief!” shouted the Priest, “What do you expect
me to become, God?”
“Well,” said the Rabbi, “One of our boys made it!”
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BC?
There was a nice old lady that was a little old fashioned.
She was planning a vacation in Florida at a particular
campground, but she wanted to make sure of the
accommodations first. Uppermost in her mind were toilet
facilities. However, she could not bring herself to write
‘toilet’ in a letter.
After considerable deliberation, she settled on “Bathroom
Commode”, but when she wrote that down it still sounded
too forward so she rewrote the letter to the campground
and referred to the bathroom commode as the ‘BC’.
Upon reading the letter, the campground owner was baffled
by the inquiry for a BC. He showed the letter to several
campers but they couldn’t decipher it either. Finally, the
campground owner figured she must be referring to the local
Baptist Church. And so, he sat down and wrote the following:
“I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I
now take the pleasure to inform you that a BC is located
just nineteen miles north of the campground and is capable
of seating 250 people at a time.
I admit, it is quite a distance away if you’re in the habit of
going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know
that a great number of people take their lunches along and
make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late.
The last time my wife and I went was six years ago and it
was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we
were there. It may interest you to know that right now there
is a supper being planned to raise money to buy more seats.
They’re going to hold it in the basement of the BC.
I would say it pains me very much not to be able to go more
regularly. There is surely no lack of desire on my part. As we
grow older, it seems more of an effort particularly in cold
weather.
If you decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I
could go with you the first time, sit with you, and introduce
you to all the other folks. Remember, this is a friendly
community.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
