The Masterpiece
Monday, January 31st, 2011
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) What Would You Do?
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Masterpiece
What Would You Do?
A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip
a day early, concerned that his wife may be having
an affair. He’s riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the
morning back towards his house, when he explains
his situation to the taxi driver.
It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks
the cabby if he would be a witness.
He explains to the cabbie that he suspects his wife
is sleeping around on him, and offers the him $50
if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could
catch her in bed with him. By the time they reach
his house, the cabbie agrees.
They park a few doors down and, quietly, sneak
into the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a
burst of speed, the husband flicks on the bedroom
lights and rips the blanket off the bed – and there
his wife lies in bed with another man!
Out of his coat pocket, the visibly distraught husband
pulls out a gun and puts it to the man’s head.
Just then, his wife yells “Don’t do it! I lied when I told
you I inherited all that money!
HE paid for the Mercedes I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin in the mountains.
HE paid for your Atlanta Braves season tickets.
HE paid for our our lakehouse and boat.
HE paid for your country club membership,
and and HE even pays the monthly dues!”
Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger,
he looks over at the taxi driver and asks
“What should I do?”
The taxi driver replies, “I’d cover him with that blanket
before he catches a cold.”
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The Masterpiece
Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from
a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had
been working on what he thought would be a
masterpiece for several months now.
As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the
usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for
the day’s work.
He told her not to bother, that he felt pretty bad with a
cold he had been fighting. He added that he would pay
her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just
wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
The model said “Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It’s the
least I can do.”
He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They
were sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk
and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door
open and close, then some familiar footsteps.
“Oh my God !” he whispered loudly, “It’s my wife!
Quick! Take all your clothes off.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
