Siblings
Monday, February 28th, 2011
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Signing the Declaration
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Siblings
Signing the Declaration
A school teacher was quizzing her students.
“Johnny, who signed the Declaration of
Independence?”
He said, “Darn if I know.”
She was a little put out by his swearing, so she
told him to go home and to bring his father with
him when he came back.
Next day, the father came with his son, sat in the
back of the room to observe.
She started back in on her quiz and finally got
back to the boy. “Now, Johnny, I’ll ask you again.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?”
“Well, heck, teacher,” Johnny said, “I told you
I didn’t know.”
The father jumped up in the back, pointed a stern
finger at his son, and said, “Johnny, if you signed
that darn thing, heck, you darn well better admit it!”
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Siblings
“Mom, my teacher asked me today if I had any brothers
or sisters who will be coming to school.”
“That’s nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What
did she say when you told her you are the only child?”
“She just said, ‘Thank goodness!’”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
