Seven Rabbits
Thursday, March 31st, 2011
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Rescue
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Seven Rabbits
Rescue
The fireman had rushed into a burning building and
rescued a pretty young woman wearing only the
flimsiest of nightgowns, carrying her in his arms
down three flights of stairs.
As they arrived safely outside the building, she looked
at him with great admiration and said, “Oh, you are
wonderful. It must have taken great strength and
courage to rescue me the way you did.”
“Yes it did,” the fireman admitted. “I had to fight off
three other firemen who were trying to save you.”
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Seven Rabbits
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and
another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Kid: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two
rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how
many rabbits have you got?
Kid: Seven!
Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two
apples and two apples and another two apples,
how many apples have you got?
Kid: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two
rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits
have you got?
Kid: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots
of two rabbits is seven?
Kid: I’ve already got one rabbit at home now …
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
