The Trainee
Friday, April 29th, 2011
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Trainee
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) New Doctor
The Trainee
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials an extension and
shouts into the phone – “Get me a coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool!
You’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who
you’re talking to?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“I’m the CEO of the company!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do YOU know who
YOU are talking to?”
“No,” replied the CEO indignantly.
“Good!” replied the trainee and put down the phone.
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New Doctor
A woman went to her Health Maintenance Organization.
After about 15 minutes with one of the new doctors,
she went screaming down the hall. Another doctor stopped
and asked her what the problem was and she explained.
The second doctor went back to the first and said,
“What’s is the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old.
She has four grown children and seven grandchildren and
you told her she was pregnant?”
The new doctor simply smiled and said,
“Cured her hiccups though, didn’t it ?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
