Sittin’ in a Tree
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Volunteers
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Sittin’ in a Tree
Volunteers
On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the
Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas
was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up
their seats. In exchange, they’d give you a $100 voucher
for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving
an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter
to take advantage of the offer.
About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down
grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter said,
“If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew
who’d like to volunteer, please step forward…”
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Sittin’ in a Tree
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when
a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the
monkey, “Hey! What are you doing?”
The monkey says “smoking a joint, come up and
have some.”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey
and they share a few puffs. After a while the lizard
says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink
from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he
leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard
and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard,
“What’s the matter with you?”
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while
taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and
walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the
monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
The crocodile looks up and says “Hey!”
The monkey looks down and says….
“Whoa… Duuuuuuude…..how much water
did you drink?!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
