After the Accident
Tuesday, August 30th, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) After the Accident
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Farmer & the State Trooper
After the Accident
Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an
intersection.
One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other,
“Here, maybe you’d like a nip to calm your nerves.”
“Thanks,” said the other one, and took a long pull from the
container. “Here, you have one, too,” he added, handing back
the whiskey.
“Well, I’d rather not,” said the first. “At least not until after
the police have been here.”
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The Farmer & the State Trooper
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding.
The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed,
and in general began to throw his weight around to try to
make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got
around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that
he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around
his head.
The farmer said, “having some problems with circle flies
there, are ya?”
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said “Well
yeah, if that’s what they are? I never heard of circle flies.”
So the farmer says “Well, circle flies are common on
farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re
almost always found circling around the back end of
a horse.”
The trooper says, “Oh,” and goes back to writing the
ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says,
“Hey… wait a minute, are you trying to call me a
horse’s ass?”
The farmer says, “Oh no, officer. I have too much respect
for law enforcement and police officers to even think
about calling you a horse’s ass.”
The trooper says, “Well, that’s a good thing,” and goes
back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says,
“Hard to fool the flies though.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
