Abraham Wanted a New Suit
Friday, September 30th, 2011
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Abraham Wanted a New Suit
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Shooting!
Abraham Wanted a New Suit
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece
of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor.
The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured
Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make
a suit.
Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought
another tailor. This tailor measured Abraham, then
measured the cloth, and then smiled and said,
“There is enough cloth to make a pair of trousers,
a coat and a vest, please come back in a week
to take your suit.”
After a week Abraham came to take his new suit,
and saw the tailor’s son wearing trousers made of
the same cloth.
Perplexed, he asked, “Just how could you make a full
suit for me and trousers for your son, when the other
tailor could not make a suit only?”
“It’s very simple,” replied the tailor, “The other tailor
has two sons.”
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Shooting!
At a political meeting a sign had been put up on the
speaker’s platform for the benefit of press photographers.
It said,
“Do not photograph the speakers while they are addressing
the audience. Shoot them as they approach the platform.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
