A Robust-looking Gentleman
Tuesday, January 31st, 2012
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A Robust-looking Gentleman
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Email Notification
A Robust-looking Gentleman
A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive
restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy,
then he summoned the headwaiter.
“Do you recall,” he asked pleasantly, “how a year ago, I ate
just such a repast here and then, because I couldn’t pay for it,
you had me thrown into the alley like a common bum?”
“I’m very sorry sir…” began the contrite headwaiter.
“Oh, it’s quite all right.” said the guest, “but I’m afraid
I’ll have to trouble you again…”
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Email Notification
The personnel office received an email requesting a listing
of the department staff broken down by age and sex.
The personnel office sent this reply…
“Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one
broken down by age or sex. However, we have a few
alcoholics.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
