February 16, 2012
Get Me One Too
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Get Me One Too
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Analyst and Broker
Get Me One Too
One Sunday morning, a minister delivered a sermon
in ten minutes, which was about half the usual length
of his sermons.
He explained, “I regret to inform you that my dog,
who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion
of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this
morning”.
After the service, a visitor from another church
shook hands with the preacher and said,
“Pastor, if that dog of yours has any pups …
I want to get one to give to my minister”.
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Analyst and Broker
A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the
races. The broker suggested to bet $10K on a horse.
The analyst was sceptical, saying that he wanted first
to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc.
The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm
for the success, but he could not convince the analyst.
“You are too theoretical,” he said and bet on a horse.
Surely, that horse came first bringing him a lot of money.
Triumphantly, he exclaimed: “I told you, I knew the secret!”
“What is your secret?” the analyst asked.
“It is rather easy. I have two kids, three and five year
old. I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine.”
“But, three and five is eight,” the analyst protested.
“I told you, you are too theoretical!” the broker replied,
“Haven’t I just shown experimentally that my calculation
is correct?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
