Jokes Journal

Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Sitting in Front of a Church
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) From a Child’s Mouth

A rabbi and a priest were sitting in front of a church
and they each had charity boxes in front of them to
collect money.

The church goers that were passing by couldn’t believe
the nerve of the rabbi, and purposely threw large sums
of money into the priest’s charity box to spite the rabbi.

Finally one of the passer-by had sympathy on the rabbi,
and advised him, “Go to a synagogue and collect there,
you’ll have more success.”

The Rabbi thanked the passer-by, and then turned to the
priest and said, “You hear that, Yankel? He’s telling us
how to do business.”

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Several years ago, when I lived in New York
and flew to customer sites often, my wife would
usually drop me off at Newark airport and pick
me up when I returned.

On one trip, I was only going to be gone for a
few days, so I drove myself, and parked the car
at Newark.

When I returned, the weather was lousy, and it
was late at night. I wanted nothing more than to
get home to the comfort of my wife and my own
bed.

When I arrived, the storm was very loud,
with crashing thunder and severe lightning.
As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m.,
I found my two children, Alex (3) and Cindy (12),
in bed with my wife, Carolyn, apparently scared
by the loud storm.

I resigned myself to sleeping in the guest bedroom
that night. The next day, I talked to the children,
and explained that it was okay to sleep with mom
when the storm was bad, but when I was expected
home, please don’t sleep with mom that night.
They said okay.

After my next trip several weeks later, Carolyn and
the children picked me up in the terminal at the
appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone
had come into the terminal to wait for my plane’s
arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting
for their arriving passengers.

As I entered the waiting area, Alex saw me, and
came running shouting “Hi, Dad! I’ve got some
good news!”

As I waved back, I said loudly, “Hi, Alex! And what
is the good news?”

“The good news is that this time nobody slept with
mommy while you were away this time!” Alex shouted.

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.