Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Playing Jokes on Visitors
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Know Your Sheep

One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town.

The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors.

After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy
went in. “A cup of milk please.” he said to the bartender.
After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing.
Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar
and said to everybody,” I am going to have another drink
and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside!
Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas – HERE!”

The people were very frightened. When he finished his
drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers
had put it back.

Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,
“What did you do in Texas?”

The cowboy replied,” Well, I had to walk home.”

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The teacher came up with a good problem.

“Suppose,” she asked the second-graders,
“there were a dozen sheep and six of them
jumped over a fence. How many would be left?”

“None,” answered little Norman.

“None? Norman, you don’t know your arithmetic.”

“Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one
goes, they all go!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.