Error Messages You Don’t Want to See
Friday, September 3rd, 2010
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Good Eyes
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Error Messages You Don’t Want to See
Good Eyes
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much
worried and all strung out. She rattles off,
“Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning,
I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry
and frazzled up. My skin was all wrinkled and pasty,
my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had
this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong
with me, doctor?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes,
then calmly says,
“Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with
your eyesight.”
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Error Messages You Don’t Want to See
An error has occurred – could be anything really.
Three things are certain: death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?
Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please
correct the error to continue.
Access denied — nah nah na nah nah!
Out of memory – it happens to us all eventually.
Your computer has performed an illegal operation.
The police have been informed.
Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have you
a pen handy?
Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
