A 92 Year Old Man
Tuesday, February 7th, 2012
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A 92 Year Old Man
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Is God Real?
A 92 Year Old Man
A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down
the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At his follow up visit, the doctor talked to the man and
said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
The man replied, “Just doing what you said, doctor:
‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful’.”
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said you got a
heart murmur. Be careful!”
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Is God Real?
An atheist professor was teaching a college class at
Alabama and he told the class that he was going to
prove that there is no God.
He said, “God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I’ll give you 15 minutes!”
Ten minutes went by.
He kept taunting God, saying, “Here I am, God.
I’m still waiting.”
He got down to the last couple of minutes and a big
240 pound football player in the class walked up to
the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent
him flying from his platform.
The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and
yelled, “What’s the matter with you? Why did you
do that?”
The football player replied, “God was busy, so He
sent me.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
