Little Johnny and his Teacher
Wednesday, August 24th, 2011
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Police Emergency
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Little Johnny and his Teacher
Police Emergency
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian,
Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him
that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the
door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in
the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked
“Is someone in your house?” and George said no and
explained the situation.
Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be there
when available.
George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned
the police again.
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there
were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry
about them now because I’ve just shot them all.”
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars,
an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.
Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George:
“I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said,
“I thought you said there was nobody available!”
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Little Johnny and his Teacher
The teacher wrote on the blackboard:
“I ain’t had no fun in months,” then asked the class,
“How should I correct this sentence?”
Little Johnny raised his had and replied,
“Get yourself a new boyfriend.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
