Supply and Demand
Tuesday, April 12th, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Pre-birth Class
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Supply & Demand
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Pre-birth Class
When our second child was on the way, my wife and
I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had
already had at least one child.
The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to
the older child. It went like this:
“Some parents,” she said, “tell the older child, ‘We love
you so much we decided to bring another child into this
family.’ But think about that. Ladies, what if your
husband came home one day and said, ‘Honey, I love
you so much I decided to bring home another wife.’”
One of the women spoke up immediately…
“Does she cook?”
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Supply & Demand
A lady goes into a furniture store. She picks out
a lamp she likes and brings it to the counter.
She finds out the price is $69.95 and says,
“Hey! down the street at Mitchell’s these are only
$49.95″
The owner asks why she doesn’t buy it from Mitchell’s,
and she says, “Because they just ran out of them.”
The owner throws up his hands and says,
“Ha! When I’m out of them, they’re only $29.95 here!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
