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	<description>family friendly jokes in English</description>
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		<title>Winning Nobel Prize</title>
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Welcome to Wednesday&#8217;s Edition!
In today&#8217;s issue &#8230;
1) Winning Nobel Prize
2) Today&#8217;s Opportunity
3) Waiting at the Pearly Gates
Winning Nobel Prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots
a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices
that the farmer is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesjournal.com/2012/02/08/winning-nobel-prize/</link>
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		<title>A 92 Year Old Man</title>
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Welcome to Tuesday&#8217;s Edition!
In today&#8217;s issue &#8230;
1) A 92 Year Old Man
2) Today&#8217;s Opportunity
3) Is God Real?
A 92 Year Old Man

A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down
the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At his follow up [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesjournal.com/2012/02/07/92-year-old-man/</link>
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		<title>On a Deserted Island</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Welcome to Monday&#8217;s Edition!
In today&#8217;s issue &#8230;
1) On a Deserted Island
2) Today&#8217;s Opportunity
3) Old Mom
On a Deserted Island

A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years.
One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself,
&#8220;It&#8217;s not a ship.&#8221; The speck gets a little closer and he thinks,
&#8220;It&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesjournal.com/2012/02/06/on-a-deserted-island/</link>
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		<title>Reading a Book</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Welcome to Friday&#8217;s Edition!
In today&#8217;s issue &#8230;
1) Judge&#8217;s Announcement
2) Today&#8217;s Opportunity
3) Reading a Book
Judge&#8217;s Announcement

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says,
&#8220;Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make.
The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15K to swing
the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me
$10K [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesjournal.com/2012/02/03/reading-a-book/</link>
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		<title>A Couple of Young Boys</title>
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Welcome to Thursday&#8217;s Edition!
In today&#8217;s issue &#8230;
1) Refill
2) Today&#8217;s Opportunity
3) A Couple of Young Boys
Refill

This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks
the waitress: &#8220;How much is the coffee?&#8221;
&#8220;Coffee is three dollars,&#8221; the waitress said.
&#8220;How much is a refill?&#8221; the man asked.
&#8220;Free,&#8221; said the waitress.
&#8220;Then I&#8217;ll take a refill.&#8221;

Get a BREAK now and let us [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesjournal.com/2012/02/02/couple-of-young-boys/</link>
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