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	<description>family friendly jokes in English</description>
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		<title>A Bridge to Hawaii</title>
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Welcome to Friday&#8217;s Edition!
In today&#8217;s issue &#8230;
1) A Bridge to Hawaii
2) Today&#8217;s Opportunity
3) Four-Letter Surgery
A Bridge to Hawaii

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled
across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it,
and out popped a genie.
The genie said, &#8220;OK, You released me from the lamp.
This is the fourth time this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesjournal.com/2010/03/12/bridge-to-hawaii/</link>
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		<title>A Teacher, a Garbage Collector and a Lawyer</title>
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Welcome to Thursday&#8217;s Edition!
In today&#8217;s issue &#8230;
1) A Teacher, a Garbage Collector and a Lawyer
2) Today&#8217;s Opportunity
3) Microsoft Air
A Teacher, a Garbage Collector and a Lawyer

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer
wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven,
they would each have to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesjournal.com/2010/03/11/teacher-garbage-collector-and-a-lawyer/</link>
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		<title>First Day at School</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Welcome to Wedesday&#8217;s Edition!
In today&#8217;s issue &#8230;
1) Play It Again
2) Today&#8217;s Opportunity
3) First Day at School
Play It Again

A violinist is playing a concert at Carnegie Hall.
He finishes the piece. Voices in the audience shout,
&#8220;Again! Play it again!&#8221;
The violinist is pleased. He plays the piece all the
way through a second time.
&#8220;Again!&#8221; the voices shout once more. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesjournal.com/2010/03/10/first-day-at-school-2/</link>
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		<title>A Divorced Barbie</title>
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Welcome to Tuesday&#8217;s Edition!
In today&#8217;s issue &#8230;
1) A Divorced Barbie
2) Today&#8217;s Opportunity
3) Counterfeiter
A Divorced Barbie

Tim is shopping to find a Barbie for his daughter when
he notices he knows nothing about Barbie and there
aren&#8217;t even prices on them. So, Tim brings three Barbie
dolls to the checkout.
&#8220;Hi, how may I help you,&#8221; says the checkout guy.
Tim replies, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesjournal.com/2010/03/09/divorced-barbie/</link>
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		<title>The Meat Market</title>
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Welcome to Monday&#8217;s Edition!
In today&#8217;s issue &#8230;
1) The Good Samaritan &#038; the Drunk
2) Today&#8217;s Opportunity
3) The Meat Market
The Good Samaritan &#038; the Drunk

A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he
came upon this drunk on the sidewalk.
Wanting to help, he asked the drunk &#8220;do you live here?&#8221;
&#8220;Yep&#8221;.
&#8220;Would you like me to help you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesjournal.com/2010/03/08/meat-market/</link>
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