http://www.jokesjournal.com family friendly jokes in English Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:01:45 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Welcome to Friday's Edition! In today's issue ... 1) Sunday Morning 2) Today's Opportunities 3) Fishing Sunday Morning Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. The doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run ... http://www.jokesjournal.com/2009/07/03/fishing-2/ Welcome to Thursday's Edition! In today's issue ... 1) Where is Jesus? 2) Today's Opportunities 3) Eggplants Where is Jesus? A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are ... http://www.jokesjournal.com/2009/07/02/eggplants/ Welcome to Wednesday's Edition! In today's issue ... 1) New Record 2) Today's Opportunities 3) The Stranger And The Golfer Today's Sponsor's Announcement Not Knowing 2 Crucial Secrets is Costing You Money Succeed - Simple, easy to follow business plan. Proven plan, no hype, no garbage. Profitable plan - solves how to stop wasting money, save money, boost & ... http://www.jokesjournal.com/2009/07/01/the-stranger-and-the-golfer/ Welcome to Tuesday's Edition! In today's issue ... 1) Second Notice 2) Today's Opportunities 3) Gifted Artist Second Notice A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice. "Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out ... http://www.jokesjournal.com/2009/06/30/gifted-artist/ Welcome to Monday's Edition! In today's issue ... 1) Harvard Gringo 2) Today's Opportunities 3) First Time in Church Harvard Gringo An American consultant was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality ... http://www.jokesjournal.com/2009/06/29/first-time-in-church/