Question: What would you like to have … fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, or coffee?
Answer: Tea, please.
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea.
Question: How would you like it? Black or white?
Question: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?
Answer: With milk.
Question: Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?
Answer: With cow milk please.
Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um, I’ll take it black.
Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.
Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.
Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.
Question: Mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral water.
Question: Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: I’d rather die of thirst…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office.
“What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever held.”
“Well,” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”