August 27, 2008
Defensive Driving Course
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Defensive Driving Course
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Good Samaritan & The Drunk
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Defensive Driving Course
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One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a
defensive-driving course to have points erased from her license.
The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time
was crucial and that the classroom doors would be locked
when each session began.
Just after one class started, someone knocked on the locked
door.
The officer opened it and asked, “Why are you late?”
The student replied, “I was trying not to get another ticket.”
The officer let him in.
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The Good Samaritan & The Drunk
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A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he
came upon this drunk on the sidewalk.
Wanting to help, he asked the drunk “do you live here?”
“Yep”.
“Would you like me to help you upstairs?”
“Yep”.
When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked
“Is this your floor?”
“Yep”.
Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn’t
want to face the man’s irate and tired wife because she may
think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened
the first door he came to and shoved him through it then went
back downstairs.
However, when he went back outside, there was another drunk.
So he asked that drunk “Do you live here?”
“Yep”.
“Would you like me to help you upstairs?”
“Yep”.
So he did and put him in the same door with the first drunk.
Then went back downstairs where, to his surprise,
there was another drunk.
So he started over to him. But before he got to him, the drunk
staggered over to a policeman and cried “Please officer,
protect me from this man.”
“He’s been doing nothing all night long but taking me upstairs
and throwing me down the elevator shaft!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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