Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Great Steaks
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Son-in-law

A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d
eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided
to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious
as he was making it out to be.

The group was seated in the back of the restaurant. After
looking over the menu, they ordered and waited, hungrily,
for their large, delicious, gigantic steaks.

To their collective disappointment, the waiter brought out
some of the smallest steaks they’d ever seen.

“Now see here,” the very embarrassed guy said to the
waiter. “Yesterday, when I came down here you served
me a big, juicy steak. Today, though, when I have my
friends with me, you serve tiny steaks! What is the
meaning of this?”

“Yes, sir,” replied the waiter, “yesterday you were sitting
by the window.”

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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new
son-in-law.

“I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,”
said the man.”To show you how much we care for you, I’m
making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to
do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”

The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand
the noise.”

“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well then you’ll work in
the office and take charge of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand
being stuck behind a desk all day.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just make you
half-owner of the organization, but you don’t like factories
and won’t work in a office. What am I going to do with you?”

“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out.”

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