February 3, 2012
Reading a Book
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Judge’s Announcement
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Reading a Book
Judge’s Announcement
A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says,
“Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make.
The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15K to swing
the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me
$10K to swing the case her way.
In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5K to the
defense.”
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Reading a Book
One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads
her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, “Good morning Ma’am.
What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that
obvious?”)
“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in
and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual
assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
