Awful Time
Thursday, January 26th, 2012
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Awful Time
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Fast Drinker
Awful Time
“I’ve just had the most awful time,” said a boy to his friends.
“First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as
I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics,
and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy.”
“Wow! How did you pull through?” sympathized his friends.
“I don’t know,” the boy replied. “Toughest spelling test
I ever had.”
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Fast Drinker
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.
The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be, buddy?”
The man says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and
make them doubles.”
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down,
then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone
almost as quickly as they were served.
Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he’s doing
all this drinking.
“You’d drink them this fast too if you had what I have.”
The bartender hastily asks, “What do you have, pal?”
The man quickly replies, “I have one dollar.”
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