A Blind Man in Texas
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Quiet in Church
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Blind Man in Texas
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Quiet in Church
A Sunday school teacher was talking to her young
pupils about how they should behave in church.
“Now,” she said, “who can tell me why you should
be quiet when you are sitting with your parents in
church?”
One little girl put up her hand.
“Yes, Jane, tell everyone why!” said the teacher.
Jane replied, “Because people are trying to sleep!”
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A Blind Man in Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
“Wow, these seats are big!”
The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in
Texas.”
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug
placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these
mugs are big!”
The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender
where the bathroom was located.
The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.”
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally
tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead,
he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming
pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,
“Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
