Just a Little Help
Thursday, August 26th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Customers …
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Just a Little Help
Customers …
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers.
Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.
“But I paid, don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, you did.”
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees
that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers
have paid.
The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls
the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, “If you say you paid, I’ll take your
word for it.”
Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend,
and tells him how to get free drinks.
The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink high-balls
when, suddenly, the bartender leans over sand says,
“You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two
men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that
they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched
right in the nose.”
“Don’t bother me with your troubles,” the final customer
responds. “Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
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Just a Little Help
A cavalryman was galloping down the road,
rushing to catch up with his regiment.
Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him
to the ground. Lying in the dirt with a broken leg,
terrified of the approaching enemy, the soldier
called out:
“All you saints in heaven, help me get up on my horse!”
Then, with superhuman effort, he leaped onto the
horse’s back and fell off the other side. Once again
on the ground, he called to the heavens:
“All right, just half of you this time!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
