A Blind Man in Texas
Wednesday, January 11th, 2012
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A Blind Man in Texas
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Unpaid Bill
A Blind Man in Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
“Wow, these seats are big!”
The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in
Texas.”
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug
placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these
mugs are big!”
The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender
where the bathroom was located.
The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.”
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally
tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead,
he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming
pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,
“Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
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Unpaid Bill
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount
of goods totaling a great deal of money.
The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid.
The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying,
“We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.”
The next day the collections manager received a collect
phone call,
“Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.”
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