How was I born?
Tuesday, March 27th, 2012
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!
In today’s issue:
1) How was I born?
2) Big Tip
How was I born?
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and
asked his mother, “How was I born?”
“Well honey…” said the slightly prudish mother,
“the stork brought you to us.”
“Oh,” said the boy, “and how did you and daddy
get born?”
“Oh, the stork brought us too.”
“Well how were grandpa and grandma born?”
the boy persisted.
“Well darling, the stork brought them too!”
said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper
to the teacher who read with confusion the opening
sentence: “This report has been very difficult to write
due to the fact that there hasn’t been a natural
childbirth in my family for three generations…”
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Big Tip
A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini.
The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar
bill on the bar, and turned and rushed out of the bar.
The bartender picked up the five dollar bill, folded it
carefully and tucked it in his vest pocket.
Just at that moment he looked up at the boss standing
in the doorway staring at him.
Doing a bit of fast thinking he said, “Hi boss, did you
see that fellow just now? Came in here, bought a double
martini, gave me a five dollar tip, and rushed out
without paying…”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
