There’s Somebody Under the Bed
Friday, March 9th, 2012
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) There’s Somebody Under the Bed…
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Good News and Bad News
There’s Somebody Under the Bed…
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got
trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody
under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on
top of it. Top, under, top, under. “You gotta help me,
I’m going crazy!”
“Just put yourself in my hands for two years,” said the shrink.
“Come to me three times a week, and I’ll cure your fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“A hundred dollars per visit…”
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street.
“Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?” asked the
psychiatrist.
“For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for
ten dollars.”
“Is that so! How?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!”
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Good News and Bad News
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been
any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied.
“The good news is that a gentleman enquired about
your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value
after your death.”
“When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your
paintings.”
“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the
bad news?”
“The guy was your doctor…”
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