Hammer Fall
Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Hammer Fall
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Marriage
Hammer Fall
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily.
His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”
“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb
with a hammer,” said Johnny through his tears.
“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother.
“I know you’re upset, but a big boy like you
shouldn’t cry at something like that.
Why didn’t you just laugh?”
“I did!” sobbed Johnny.
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Marriage
A man patted his daughter’s hand fondly, and told her,
“Your young man told me today he wanted you as a
bride, and I gave my consent.”
“Oh, Daddy,” gushed the daughter, “it’s going to be
so hard leaving Mummy.”
“I understand perfectly, my dear,” beamed the man.
“You can take her with you!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
