The Stork
Friday, June 12th, 2009
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Stork
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Priest and the Rabbi
The Stork
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and
asked his mother, “How was I born?”
“Well honey…” said the slightly prudish mother,
“the stork brought you to us.”
“Oh,” said the boy, “and how did you and daddy
get born?”
“Oh, the stork brought us too.”
“Well how were grandpa and grandma born?”
the boy persisted.
“Well darling, the stork brought them too!”
said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper
to the teacher who read with confusion the opening
sentence: “This report has been very difficult to write
due to the fact that there hasn’t been a natural
childbirth in my family for three generations…”
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The Priest and the Rabbi
A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi were chatting one day
when the conversation turned to a discussion of job
descriptions and the future.
“What position do you see yourself in a couple years from
now?” asked the Rabbi to the Priest.
“Well, actually, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job,”
replied the Priest.
“Yes, and then what?” asked the Rabbi.
“Well, I could become Arch-Bishop,” said the Priest.
“Yes, and then?” asked the Rabbi.
“Well, if I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop,
it’s possible to become a full Bishop” said the Priest.
“Okay, then what?” continued the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to be a bit exasperated replied,
“With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become
a Cardinal.”
“And then?” continued the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get frustrated, but replies,
“With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and
if I’m in the right place at the right time and play my political
games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope.”
“Yes, and then what?” continued the Rabbi.
“Good grief!” shouted the Priest, “What do you expect me to
become, God?”
“Well,” said the Rabbi, “One of our boys made it!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
