Camel Questions
Thursday, August 5th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Camel Questions
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Contact Lens
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Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when
the baby camel asks, “Mom, why have I got these
huge three toed feet?”
The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across
the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of
the soft sand”.
“OK,” said the son.
A few minutes later the son asks, “Mom, why have
I got these great long eyelashes?”
“They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes
on the trips through the desert”.
“Thanks, Mom,” replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks,
“Mom, why have I got these great big humps
on my back?”
The mother, now a little impatient with the boy,
replies “They are there to help us store water for
our long treks across the desert, so we can go
without drinking for long periods.”
“That’s great, mom, so we have huge feet to stop
us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand
from our eyes and these humps to store water.
But Mom …”
“Yes, son?”
“Why the heck are we in the San Diego Zoo?”
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Contact Lens
A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball
in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother
the lens was nowhere to be found.
Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes
returned with the lens in her hand.
“How did you manage to find it, Mom?”
the teenager asked.
“We weren’t looking for the same thing,”
she replied.
“What do you mean?”
“You were looking for a small piece of plastic…
I was looking for $150.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
