During the World War II
Monday, February 11th, 2008
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Wanna Play House?
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) During the World War II
======================================
Wanna Play House?
======================================
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.
The girl approaches the boy and says,
“Hey Tommy, wanna play house?”
He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?”
The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your thoughts.”
“Communicate my thoughts?” said a bewildered Tommy.
“I have no idea what that means.”
The little girl smirks and says,
“Perfect. You can be the husband.”
======================================
Get a BREAK now and let us present
TODAY’s OPPORTUNITIES
brought to you by
AdsHome Ezine Advertising Co-op & 2Bucks an Ad
======================================
Finally, A Way We Can Advertise Our Businesses For FREE!
You Can Use These Techniques To Expose Your Business
To Thousands, For Little Or No Money At All!
These Free Videos Show You How To Build Your
Business Fast And Cheap. Check Them Out.
Armand Morin - Videos For Launch of IM Explained.
Watch This Free Video - It has some unbelievable
cash making strategies by a Marketer who made
over $45,000,000 Million Dollars Online.
Now he’s sharing it with you. Dont Miss it - Incredible Stuff.
Be Your Own Boss - How to create Residual Income.
NEW INSIDER REPORT reveals the RESIDUAL INCOME
secret known by only the TOP 1% in the Home
Business Industry.
And right now, it’s YOURS F-R-E-E!
======================================
During the World War II
======================================
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked
by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and
a hit seemed inevitable.
So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew
quarters and tell a joke or something - at least they would die
laughing.
The navigator went down and said to the crew, “What would
you think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my
head against the table?”
The crew burst laughing. So the navigator whammed his head
on the table. Just when the head hit the table, a huge explosion
tore the ship apart.
The only survivors were the captain and the navigator.
As they floated around in a lifeboat captain asked the navigator,
“Well, the crew really laughed. What did you do?”
The navigator told him.
The captain replied, “Well, you better be careful with that
head of yours … The torpedo missed!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal. All Rights Reserved.
An ezine published by AdsMarket Ezine Advertising Network
