A New Kind of Car
Monday, August 30th, 2010
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Parrot Technique
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A New Kind of Car
Parrot Technique
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see
a parrot strapped in next to him.
He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the
parrot squawks “And get me a whisky, you cow!”
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for
the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot
drains its glass and bawls “And get me another whisky,
you idiot”.
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another
whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the
parrot’s approach “I’ve asked you twice for a coffee,
go and get it now or I’ll kick you”.
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been
wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit
by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says,
“For someone who can’t fly, you complain too much!”
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A New Kind of Car
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria.
“Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?”one asked.
“He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a
new kind of car,” his co-worker replied.
“How was he going to do it?”
“He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy,
seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from Caddy and, well,
you get the idea.”
“So what did he end up with?”
“Ten years to life.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
