A Divorced Barbie
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A Divorced Barbie
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Counterfeiter
A Divorced Barbie
Tim is shopping to find a Barbie for his daughter when
he notices he knows nothing about Barbie and there
aren’t even prices on them. So, Tim brings three Barbie
dolls to the checkout.
“Hi, how may I help you,” says the checkout guy.
Tim replies, “I have three Barbies and I need to know
what they are and how much they cost?”
The checkout guys says, “Well, the first one is
Princess Barbie and she is $20 dollars. The second one
is Forever Barbie and she is $25 dollars. The third is
Divorced Barbie and she is $250.”
“WHAT?” Tim shouts. “Are you kidding me? Why is
Divorced Barbie so much?”
The checkout guy explains, “Well, Divorced Barbie
comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, and everything
else Ken owns!”
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Counterfeiter
A counterfeiter decided that the easiest way to pass off
his phony $18 bills would be to unload them in some
small rural town, so he drove until he found a tiny town
with a single general merchandise store.
He entered the store, went up to the counter, and handed
one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter.
“Could you change this for me, please?”
The store clerk looked at the bill for a few seconds then
smiled at the man.
“Of course I can. Would you prefer two $9 bills or
three $6 bills?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
