Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Smart Salesman
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Slow Driver

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and
asked:

“Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash
for $200?”

Aghast, the man said, “Are you NUTS? That’s robbery!”

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again:

“Sir, since you are a bit irate, I’ll sell it to you for 1/2 price
at $100.”

Again, the man replies bluntly: “You must be crazy pal,
now go away!”

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out
2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them.
He tells the irate guy:

“Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed
you so much.”

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the
guys spits it out and says:

“HEY,” he snarled, “this brownie tastes like crap!”

“It is,” replied the salesman. “Wanna buy some mouthwash?”

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A woman was driving her old beat up car on the highway
with her 7 year old son. She tried to keep up with traffic
but they were flying by her.

After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down
the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she was
doing 15 miles over the speed limit. Slowing down, she
moved over to the side and got out of the clump that
soon left her behind.

She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.
Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car.

As he did he said, “Ma’am do you know why I pulled you
over?”

Her son piped up from the back seat, “I do… because you
couldn’t catch the other cars!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.