A New Kind of Car
Tuesday, January 17th, 2012
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A New Kind of Car
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Free Drinks
A New Kind of Car
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria.
“Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?”one asked.
“He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a
new kind of car,” his co-worker replied.
“How was he going to do it?”
“He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy,
seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from Caddy and, well,
you get the idea.”
“So what did he end up with?”
“Ten years to life.”
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Free Drinks
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers.
Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.
“But I paid, don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, you did.”
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees
that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers
have paid.
The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls
the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, “If you say you paid, I’ll take your
word for it.”
Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend,
and tells him how to get free drinks.
The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink high-balls
when, suddenly, the bartender leans over sand says,
“You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two
men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that
they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched
right in the nose.”
“Don’t bother me with your troubles,” the final customer
responds. “Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
