Hanging out with the Chairman of GM
Friday, April 20th, 2012
Welcome to Friday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!
In today’s issue:
1) Hanging out with the Chairman of GM
2) Ladies, Read Only the First Part – Men, the Rest
Hanging out with the Chairman of GM
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of
General Motors.
“If automotive technology had kept pace with
computer technology over the past few decades,”
boasts Gates, “you would now be driving a V-32
instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed
of 10,000 miles per hour.”
Bill Gates continued, “Or, you could have an
economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a
thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case,
the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.”
In response to all this goading, the GM chairman
replied, “Yes, but would you really want to drive
a car that crashes four times a day?”
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Ladies, Read Only the First Part – Men, the Rest
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit
the ball into the woods. She went into the woods
to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this
trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
“Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was
a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
your husband will get ten times!”
The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish,
she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish
will also make your husband the most handsome
man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.”
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be
the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes
only for me.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman
in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make
your husband the richest man in the world. And he
will be ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s
mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess
with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke
for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers, continue reading…
… … … … … … …
The man had a heart attack ten times MILDER
than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy
the show.
P.S. If you are a woman and are still reading this,
it only goes to show that women never listen!
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
