Christmas Break was Over
Friday, January 6th, 2012
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Christmas Break was Over
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) 21st Birthdays
Christmas Break was Over
Christmas break was over and the teacher was asking
the class about their vacations.
She turned to Little Johnny and asked what he did over
the break.
“We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania,”
he replied.
“That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word,”
the teacher said. “Can you tell the class how you spell that?”
Little Johnny thought about it and said,
“You know, come to think of it, we went to Ohio.”
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21st Birthdays
A boy from Duluth, Minnesota named Lars had heard
stories of an amazing family tradition. It seem that his
father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able
to walk on water on their 21st birthdays, to the boat club
across the lake for their first legal drink.
So when Lars’ 21st came around, he and his pal Sven
took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Lars stepped out
of the boat and nearly drowned. Sven managed to pull him
to safety.
Furious and confused, Lars went to see his grandmother.
“Grandma,” he asked, “it’s my 21st birthday, so why can’t
I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father
before him?”
Granny looked into Lars’ eyes and said,
“Because your father, grandfather and great-grandfather
were born in January. You were born in July.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
