Church Etiquette
Thursday, September 24th, 2009
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Church Etiquette
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Borrowing
Church Etiquette
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children,
as they were on the way to church service,
“And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
One bright little girl replied,
“Because people are sleeping…”
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Borrowing
Every time Bob’s neighbor came over, it was to borrow
something that Bob would likely never see again.
Bob hated saying no, but as he watched his neighbor
approach one Saturday morning, Bob promised himself
that this time he would not give in so easily.
“Er, I wonder if you’d be using your power saw this
morning,” the neighbor began.
“Gee, I’m awfully sorry,” said Robinson with a smug look.
“As a matter of fact, I’ll be using it off and on all day.”
“And your lawn mower?”
“Sorry, the grass needs to be cut today too.”
“What about your hedge clippers?” the neighbor asked.
“I have plans for those as well. As you can see,”
Bob continued, “I have a list of chores a mile long and
I will need all my tools all day.”
“Great!” said the neighbor. “I was coming over to
borrow your golf clubs. Isn’t it convenient you won’t
have any time to use them today?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
