One Way of Learning
Monday, November 7th, 2011
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Army of the Lord
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) One Way of Learning
The Army of the Lord
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day,
and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always is,
to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and
pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of
the Lord!”
My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord,
Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except
at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”
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One Way of Learning
Son: “What’s the capital of Bolivia?”
Father: “I don’t know.”
Son: “Where was Winston Churchill born?”
Father: “I don’t know.”
Son: “What’s a batracian?”
Father: “I don’t know.”
Mother: “Don’t bother your father.”
Father: “Let him ask questions. How else
is he going to learn?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
