Little Old Lady
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Little Old Lady
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Do You Serve…?
The Little Old Lady
A little old lady was speeding when she gets stopped
by a cop.
The cop goes up to the window, tells her she was
doing 95 in a 60 mph zone, asks for driver’s license
and registration.
The little old lady says “I don’t have a drivers license,
it was suspended for driving drunk”.
The cop says “Okay, let me see your registration.”
The old lady says “I don’t think there is one here.
I killed the owner, put him in the trunk, and stole
this car from him”.
The cop is getting a little worried, backs up a few
steps and calls for backup.
The sergeant came, goes up to the window with
gun drawn, and asks the little old lady about the
dead guy in the trunk.
Little old lady is SHOCKED and says she has
no idea what he’s talking about.
The sergeant repeats what his colleague has told him.
The little old lady looks at sergeant and says
“He’s a liar, I suppose he told you I was speeding too…”
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Do You Serve…?
A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator
by a leash. He asked the bartender, “Do you
serve lawyers here?”
“Sure do,” said the bartender.
“Good,” replied the man. “Give me a beer, and
I’ll have a lawyer for my ‘gator.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
