Two Priests & A Cop
Monday, March 29th, 2010
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Recognition
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Two Priests & A Cop
Recognition
Paul saw someone in the street he recognized as his
friend Woodall.
“Woodall,” he said, “what happened to you? You used
to be fat and now you’re thin. You used to have hair and
now you’re bald. You used to have perfect eyesight and
now you wear glasses.”
The man looked at him in astonishment.
“Listen, sir, my name is not Woodall. It’s Wain.”
“Oh!” Paul exclaimed. “You’ve changed your name too!”
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Two Priests & A Cop
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle.
They were promptly stopped by a cop who said,
“What do you think you are doing? What if you
have an accident?”
One of the priest says, “Don’t worry, my son.
Jesus is with us.”
The policeman says, “In that case, I have to book you.
Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
