Glad to be Drunk
Monday, March 21st, 2011
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Fatigued Mom
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Glad to be Drunk
Fatigued Mom
The teen-aged beauty was telling a friend that
she was really worried about her mother.
The friend inquired as to the reason for her worrying.
The teen-aged beauty informed her friend that her mom
was always fatigued from staying up all night long.
Her friend asked, “What’s she doing staying up all night?
At her age, that’s not good at all!”
The beauty replied, “Waiting for me to come home.”
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Glad to be Drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down
the street with one foot on the curb and one foot
in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in,
pal. You’re obviously drunk.”
Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely
sure I’m drunk?”
“Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said,
“Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
