Daddy’s Busy
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Daddy’s Busy
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Angry Wife
Daddy’s Busy
The head of a big company needed to call one of his
employees about an urgent problem. He dialed the
employee’s home and was greeted with a child’s
whispered, “Hello?”
Perturbed he had to talk to a youngster, the CEO
asked, “Is your daddy home?”
“Yes,” whispered the small voice.
“May I talk with him?” the man asked.
To CEO’s surprise, the small voice whispered, “No.”
Wanting to talk with an adult, the CEO asked,
“Is your Mommy there?”
“Yes,” came the answer.
“May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered, “No.”
“Is there another adult there?” the CEO asked the child.
“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s
home, the CEO asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?” asked the CEO.
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the firemen,”
came the whispered answer.
The CEO, who is now becoming very concerned, thought
he heard what sounded like a helicopter in the background.
He asked the child, “What is that noise?”
“A hello-copper,” answered the whispering voice.
“What is going on there?” asked the CEO, now alarmed.
Still whispering, the child answered, “The search team
just landed the hello-copper.”
Now very frustrated and close to panic, the CEO asked,
“Why are they there?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled
giggle, “They’re looking for me.”
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Angry Wife
An angry wife was complaining about her husband
spending so much time at the pub. So, one night he
took her along.
“What’ll ya have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,”
she replied.
The husband ordered a couple of whiskeys and drank
his in one gulp.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass
and immediately spit it out. “Yuck, that’s nasty poison!”
she sputtered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband. “And all this
time you thought I was enjoying myself every night!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
