Bad Hearing
Friday, August 15th, 2008
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Bad Hearing
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Community Service
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Bad Hearing
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An old man was worried about his wife’s hearing.
One morning he was having coffee with the town doctor.
“I’m concerned about my wife’s hearing, Doc. Anything
I can do for her?”
The doctor replied, “How bad’s her hearing?”
He said, “What do you mean? How do I judge that?”
The doctor said, “Well, go home and find out how far
away from her you have to be before she hears you.
That will give us an idea of how bad her hearing is.”
So the old man went home. The windows of his house
were open and he could smell the dinner that his wife
was cooking. Knowing she was in the kitchen, he yelled,
“Honey, I’m home. What’s for dinner?”
He listened for her reply … Nothing.
So he went to the screen door at the front porch.
“Honey, I’m home. What’s for dinner?”
He listened … still he heard nothing.
He stood in the doorway of the kitchen. “Honey I’m home.
What’s for dinner … again he heard nothing.
“Poor girl, he thought.” He walked over to her at the stove,
embraced her from behind and said,
“Honey, I’m home. What’s for dinner?”
She slammed down a pan on the stove and said,
“For the fourth time … macaroni and cheese!”
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Community Service
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One night a teenage girl brought her new boy-friend home
to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance:
leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.
Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed
their concern.
“Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he doesn’t seem
very nice.”
“Mom,” replied the daughter, “if he wasn’t nice, why would
he be doing 5000 hours of community service?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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