Little Tim’s Goldfish
Monday, March 1st, 2010
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Community Service
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Little Tim’s Goldfish
Community Service
One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend
home to meet her parents, and they were appalled
by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots,
tattoos and pierced nose.
Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and
confessed their concern.
“Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he doesn’t
seem very nice.”
“Mom,” replied the daughter, “if he wasn’t nice,
why would he be doing 5000 hours of
community service?”
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Little Tim’s Goldfish
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster
was up to, he politely asked, “What’cha doing, Tim?”
“My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully,
without looking up. “I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole
for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth, then replied,
“That’s because he’s inside your dumb cat.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
