It’s Hard Leaving Mummy
Friday, January 20th, 2012
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) It’s Hard Leaving Mummy
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Good Eyes
It’s Hard Leaving Mummy
A man patted his daughter’s hand fondly, and told her,
“Your young man told me today he wanted you as a
bride, and I gave my consent.”
“Oh, Daddy,” gushed the daughter, “it’s going to be
so hard leaving Mummy.”
“I understand perfectly, my dear,” beamed the man.
“You can take her with you!”
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Good Eyes
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much
worried and all strung out. She rattles off,
“Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning,
I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry
and frazzled up. My skin was all wrinkled and pasty,
my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had
this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong
with me, doctor?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes,
then calmly says,
“Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with
your eyesight.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
