The Stranger and the Golfer
Monday, January 9th, 2012
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Pancake Breakfast
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Stranger and the Golfer
Pancake Breakfast
Mary offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter
of neighbours who were going away for the weekend.
On the Saturday morning, she made breakfast, laying
a generous helping of bacon and eggs in front of the child.
“Mummy always serves hot pancakes for breakfast,”
said the eight-year-old.
So Mary, very eager to oblige, hurried into the kitchen
and quickly prepared a plate of hot pancakes, which she
laid in front of the girl.
“No, thank you,” she said.
“But I thought you said your mother always has hot
pancakes for breakfast!” said Mary in surprise.
“She does,” said the child. “But I don’t eat them!”
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The Stranger and the Golfer
A stranger walks up to him and whispers,
“Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?”
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his
answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps
this is a good omen and will put him in the right
frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says,
“OK.” And sinks the putt.
Two holes later he mumbles to himself, “Boy,
if I could only get an eagle on this hole.”
The same stranger moves to his side and says,
“Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?”
The golfer shrugs and says, “Sure.” And he makes
an eagle.
Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet
another eagle to win. Though he says nothing,
the stranger moves to his side and says,
“Would you be willing to give up the rest of
your sex life to win this match?”
The golfer says, “Certainly.” And makes the eagle.
As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger
walks alongside and says, “You know, I’ve really
not been fair with you because you don’t know
who I am. I’m the devil and from now on you
will have no sex life.”
“Nice to meet you,” says the golfer. “My name’s
Father O’Malley.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
