A Roundabout Way of Putting Things
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A Roundabout Way of Putting Things
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Surprising Answer
A Roundabout Way of Putting Things
Daughter: “Do you remember that vase you were
always worried I might break?”
Mother: “What about it?”
Daughter: “Well, your worries are over…”
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Surprising Answer
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage,
he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,
“Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,
“NO! I won’t sleep with you tonight!”
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally,
the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and
he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in
psychology, and I’m studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,
“What do you mean $200?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
